today i saw my psychic for a reading and she was asked me if i “had a blog” so i told her “somewhat,” and i’m certain she’s going to use this piece of information against me. she’s going to find my tumblr and the next reading i have she’ll be like “on August 30th, at 11:53 PM, you posted a penis joke, right??? of course i’m right. i’m psychic, bitch. now that’ll be $40.”
Frances, if you’re reading this, i’m onto you.